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madolyricszone.livejournal.comIt's the month of Jun's brthday heh heh, so I thought of doing a short review on an episode featuring Jun.
And since it is also near the 24hrTV challenge, which features a SP drama on Ohno,
therefore today's review is on OhJun/ Juntoshi
2013.01.31 Himitsu no Arashi-chan
Contents:
- Sharehouse: Mama party
- Challenge: Toma Ikuta
Sharehouse
as strollers and toddler carrier. For this sharehouse segment, it gets boring when the mamas start talking about their babies..The rewarding part about this episode is their peek-a-boo and them wearing the toddler carrier (with a toy baby as demo)
Their expressions when asked to do funny faces to play with babies.
Lol that look! ^0^
Jun's peek-a-boo face is really hilarious that Ohno could not stop giggling too!
Lol Ohno I think that peek a boo will stun a baby haha!
Lol Ohno you looked like you just woken up >0<
Challenge segment
Ohno looking good =)
Jun's pursed lips
Love their expression here! Their "unimpressed face" of the appearance of a sporty comedian.
Ohno trying his might to hang on to the bar and... !
Jun gets a forfeit by doing a series of impersonation of 5 different things..4 artistes and a gorilla )=
Was thinking of having Ohno to do the impersonation. His facial expressions are rather epic these days!
Overall, its a (6.5/10) viewable episode, a non subbed version is still fine because the watchable contents are with their actions and expressions. Streaming with chinese subs from tudou here
End of review. Hope you have enjoyed it~
( Something from weibo...Jun and Mao )
And since it is also near the 24hrTV challenge, which features a SP drama on Ohno,
therefore today's review is on OhJun/ Juntoshi
2013.01.31 Himitsu no Arashi-chan
Contents:
- Sharehouse: Mama party
- Challenge: Toma Ikuta
Sharehouse
- Funny faces of OhJun papas
- OhJun papas carrying the toddler carrier
as strollers and toddler carrier. For this sharehouse segment, it gets boring when the mamas start talking about their babies..The rewarding part about this episode is their peek-a-boo and them wearing the toddler carrier (with a toy baby as demo)
Their expressions when asked to do funny faces to play with babies.
Lol that look! ^0^
Jun's peek-a-boo face is really hilarious that Ohno could not stop giggling too!
Lol Ohno I think that peek a boo will stun a baby haha!
Lol Ohno you looked like you just woken up >0<
Challenge segment
- Ohno was surprisingly good in one game
- Jun's series of impersonation on 5 things
- Toma doing comedian skit wearing english Sir outfit
Ohno looking good =)
Jun's pursed lips
Ohno trying his might to hang on to the bar and... !
Was thinking of having Ohno to do the impersonation. His facial expressions are rather epic these days!
Overall, its a (6.5/10) viewable episode, a non subbed version is still fine because the watchable contents are with their actions and expressions. Streaming with chinese subs from tudou here
End of review. Hope you have enjoyed it~
( Something from weibo...Jun and Mao )
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N shows a photo to aiba… A: what's this?
A: Ahhhhhh… last mission!
There's a photo of S's kiss too haha
N has nor lost in last mission before!
they make aiba imitate kinapachi? and rola again. Everyone comments on how it doesn’t look alike XD
and then the very last share house photo taking session...
N: Ja everyone's keys...
They fish out their keys from the pocket...
J puts on his jacket. they all get ready to leave the house...
N: ah this is a problem… who can go first? A: ja, i'll go first then. S,N: Eh? Why?
S: Why why why? Staff: *laugh*
A: Why? N: No i just thought… J: Ja then i'll go next. S: Next? Is there an order? N: Yes there is...
And so somehow J ends up gng off first. For a proper farewell msg commentary read 
A: eh? that's weird… i can't go first?
ANd so standing at the entrance of the house is J, giving us his farewell message.
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Is aiba getting teary already?
S: i've got zero coming up!
He brings the luggage and poster out.
S: adios!
the staff laughs as S struggles to get his luggage out of the door :P
Aiba leaves with the bottle of stinky liquid in hand.
Oh-chan looks… blank :X
And its Nino's turn to leave…
Nino's farewell msg - short and sweet.
Lonely oh-chan...
Ohno picks up his bundle of things...
Aw lights off...
So lonely :(
The ending CG bits...
to vip room...
ranking derby...
mote arashi, dame arashi + ice dunking!
stormy weather? just like our stormy boys? ;P
N and S started off the very first VIP limo segment :)
ah all the past cg bits! nostalgic!
TROLOLOLOLOL!!!! The events of the last mannequin 5 SP in cartoon…!!! SO HILARIOUS! Remember how oh-chan was happily eating curry when J showed up?
and then our dear oh-chan decided to 'follow' J's style?
gosh i love the cg peeps… the animation is so cute!
hahaha and nino's 'arashi combination style!'
Lol what's with all the 'i <3 chiba' shirts :P
haha the two person (sakuraiba) trip tp chiba ne? XD
Their favourite sumo tube!
now this was from the very start of the program once more...
back in HnA's very first incarnation.
Yama pair started off child minder ne?
the bakakoi thingy video filming!
the summer haunted house episodes XD
aha the Guinness World Records T-shirt challenge!
ah the human beatbox video sho put together?
arashi X disney!
for us it may just be yet another wonderful live performance… but for the staff took almost 3 years!!! to negotiate this collaboration!!! o.o! its no wonder that this will remain so greatly in their minds
S takes out a camera and they take a photo together…
Photo taking with all the staff...
5 of them walking together to the share house set…
They talk about how its the first time they are walking to the set like this… aiba turns around and have fun with the camera. Aiba talks to the camera, and the rest scolds him a little for it. A: It’s the last episode, that's why… N: So far we've always done it as if we didn’t know there was a camera following us. A: Oh you guys pretended you didn’t know? Arashi: Yeah… S: Please follow the rules of TV. A: Sorry! Sorry for being the closest to the camera.
and then the show starts proper! There's trucks arriving at the share house in the opening animation… aw… moving out of the share house :(
indeed… all the furniture has been cleared out from the house...
So empty!
Each of them is holding a bag or luggage as they exit the room...
J: sorry, can i say something? This ONLY??? *points to ohno*
hahaha… gotta love it when the five of them are together teasing each other :)
S: I came with a luggage of this size to TBS for real before...
Sho must have somehow hit leader with the luggage cos the next thing we know is that oh-chan was grabbing his ankle/foot and wincing in pain :P to great laughter from the staff haha
The boxes on the floor contains stuff from the program… arranged in chronological order.
the first thing the opened up is a poster from when the show first started 5 years ago in 08. Comments of 'wah we were so young' were heard… yup, 5 years ago ne? XD S: wah aiba-chan really looks like an idol doesn’t he? This hairstyle! its an idol's hairstyle! A: Yeah you're right...
They open up the other poster… and apparently it joins together to form one big picture.
oh wow! there's a secret written under the zip of each of their pants (in the poster of cos haha) Sho can still remember what his was "Actually, I don't/cannot tie my own tie" He keeps clarifying that now he can do his own tie though :P
Man… i want that poster :P
Sho comments on how the poster can't even fit into his luggage haha
the next item discovered is the ID badge! when HnA first started the setting was that they were secret agents sent to investigate the secrets/behind the scene of various jobs… hence the name of the program - secret arashi-chan. That segment lasted for like… 10, 20 episodes? then it became stuff that was quite far away from its original purpose :P
Nino gives out the pass and they put it on. Next up is the mysterious blue files. N says they'll definitely remember those files… AH I KNOW IT MUST BE THE CHILD MINDER CERTS!
They go Ahhhhhhhhh in unison at the certs XD
Yay i was right! child minder certs!
they recap on their child minder experiences...
hahaha… instead of each bringing their own back, N suggests that leader should be the care taker of their certs… O: there isn't a need for this is there?
Next up is this!
Its from the episode where they wanted to challenge the world record for the most number of T-shirts worn at one go. this is supposed to be the 225th t-shirt… i.e. the record breaking shirt. but in the end they gave up after… i forgot how many shirts.
but yes, J and A had a hell of a time pulling the shirts on oh-chan… it got really difficult in the end and finally they gave up...
i guess the ended at 169th shirt…
Wait, did i say shirt? I take that back. It’s a dress!
Leader will bring home the shirt/dress XD
Next they talk about the bakakoi video thing they took. basically they attempt to do really cool things, like tossing a bottle of ketchup into a small holder w/o even looking. W/O the use of CG. so basically its just doing the same thing over and over again till a miracle happens… the filming took over 4 hours with over 300 NGs
Neen opens the box… yup, from that time onwards was when VIP room started.
A total of 62 guests came on VIP room. At the end of each VIP room session the guests gets to choose which member they like best… N: Any idea who got chosen the most? A: I think it was O and S… N: You're sharp!
4th is a tie between J and N at 9 times.
J clearly remembers the time when sanma-san came on VIP room. Wow i didn’t know he went on VIP room too o.o...
Sho remembers when the… camel? *see abv animal* went to the studio...
Then there was the episode when the guest wanted to rear cats, and so the staff brought a lot of cats into the studio. J loved cats but the cats didn’t like him haha.
and there was some episode when they cosplayed as geese ballerinas when suzana-san came on vip room… (hahaha! i wanna go watch all these episodes! so epic!)
and then they start talking about the other times when they did cosplay on VIP room XD
and then there's this poster!
Hahaha i watched that episode! was so epic… to celebrate their 10th year anniversary… they raided the karaoke rooms of whoever was singing arashi songs and sung with them… they had to keep singing till they finished the list of top <insert number> songs the staff tasked them with… and the shop owner is oh-chan's long lost classmate XD
hahaha… I'd probably scream too if they invaded my room like this XD
in particular this room of ppl it was really epic… they had written in new lyrics for the song, they planned to sing it at their colleagues farewell party… and then arashi raided the room, stole the lyrics sheet and started singing hahahaha! Gosh i shd go watch it again ne? XD
See oh-cyan's shocked expressing at seeing his classmate XD Ohno says after the recording they did keep in touch, but didn’t meet up. Apparently that he's opened up another karaoke shop. leader say's he'll give the poster to his friend as a souvenir XD
Next up is this!
it’s the stinky stuff they brush under their nose for the doubt action segment!
out of the 5, only one of then was brushed with the real stinky liquid, they then had to bluff the comedian team which one of them got the real thing
N wanted to let aiba try the power of the liquid… but aiba manages to talk his way out into a janken :P
Aiba or Ohno? XD
ha! so much so for the janken XD
Gosh this is hilarious XD
Nino applied so much that it was dripping into aiba's mouth! ew gross!
LOL evil nino went out to the balcony to hide… A: it went into my mouth! N: but this isn't harmful to the body isn't it?
Poor aiba XD
They settle down once again...
Next is a small music player… perfume's chocolate disco which they all danced to in VIP room.
Next up is none other than Sho's famous double parka! HAHAHAHA
J: its no longer a leftover unsold item...
HAHAHA! nope… when S wears it, he'll still come in last :P
haha, next is J's 1st mannequin 5 SP outfit…
merely 259 votes :X
haha, out of 5 times J was last on the 1st, 2nd and 4th time :P As we all know the 3rd time Sho 'won' the honour, and the very last SP was taken by Aiba-shi.
haha and remember when yama had some vip limo location shot? they were passing by the area and decided to go take a photo with the giant poster...
then Nino brings up the mote arashi, dame arashi segment where the lousiest member gets dunked into ice water...
Aiba got dunked a number of times… and there was once when higashiyama, their grand senior got dunked in XD
Next is this… jackets?
Ah it was the episode when mickey came to vip room
the dream collaboration btw arashi and mickey/disney
Apparently this episode took 3 years to plan, according to the HnA producer (
They each bring their suits home… N gets O to open the duffle bag….
It’s the ranking derby costume XD
Its nino's horsey costume! At the back it says 'fashionable kazunari'
They talk about an ice pack being in the costume (so that they won't be too hot)
… aiba opens it up and surprisingly the ice pack was still inside!
Naturally, nino is the one bringing it home. A: You can wear this (the horse head) when you go home *throws horse head to nino* O: You can wear it at home too. J: when its winter yeah… S: *laugh* cos its cos yeah? *laugh*
Nino the unpacker drags the last box over to his seating position and takes a look inside
first up is the file from vip limo!
there was a total of 37 vip limo segments
J recalls the episode where they took photos with the snake HAHAHAHA
then there was the sakuraiba trip to chiba
the two of them trying to explain what sumo tube is XDXD
then nino reminds them abt the long breath episodes XD
after the first time, he kept coming and coming back on HnA XD
Aiba is the only one who hasn’t done it before… so they get oh-chan to teach him
wait a minute… o.o what happened to ohno's finger? o.o
and so aiba did his long breath debut XD then they talk about the blackboard SP… it seems like out of all the students, Sho was the most impressed with aiba's line: i dont laugh because it is enjoyable/fun, but rather because it would be fun/enjoyable if i laugh…
Oh-chan being able to practise his hobby on tv XD
N: ohno-san, with the name pass there, you look like a pilot!
haha cool oh-chan!
and of cos… the camera for taking all the share house pictures
a total of 36 share house segments…
its quite a huge stack of photos...
Nino's yakult man for eg...
O: Ah, ya… *shy smile and wave*
S: *gives a weird look*
S: Its isn't very good to say this but... Among the male idols you found a new standing yeah? I've not heard of such a thing before!
Today's guest is Yamada Yuu!
Ohno goes to serve drinks…. XD
Their recommended drink: Aiba Drink (written on the yellow label too)
S: Today's recommended drink!
lol what's with sho's face?
They cheers. Sho stares at Ohno's face to see his reaction haha.
S: Who did Ohno-san pour 3 cups of this!
Ohno praises the hamburger, saying it’s the best hamburger he's ever eaten so far.
O: In my eyes theres nothing called white day!
: Don't you want to get married? O: Nope. Y: Why? O: Because if you get married, you won't have anymore time to yourself won't you?S: *LOL* This person is definitely not going to get married... Y: Its not like this! O: but… you're staying together now right? Do you each have your own rooms? Y: No. What do your mean by your own room? O: Like a space for yourself only
: No, i don't mind having people around. S: ANd how about Shun-kun? Y: He has his own study room, but he barely goes there. O: So its always the two of you messing around together? Y: Yes
: EH???
: Your husband does nothing does he? XD
Yamada says she does it very normally, she says it’s a good form of communication
An example of Y's work… a bib. She would make it and give it to her friends for the newborn
O: So intricate!
hno continues his inspection of the bib while Sho MCs XD. This is why i love yama pair hahaha. If its Ohmiya I bet nino would have scold O already… Sho just lets it be XD
Y is now working on a pillow cover… she brings it out for Ohno to inspect while Sho continues doing his job as the host :P
Sho flips thru the book of cross stitch patterns Y brought.
Ohno looks at the book while Sho and Y gets the stuff for cross stitch.
Sho found some cloth? table mat? from the kitchen for them to do cross stitch on.
ANd so they start!
Sho confesses that he has absolutely no interest! HAHAHA
Sho does a sketch of his design. He wants to stitch "SS"
On the other hand, Satoshi has drawn the letter S. So pretty…! I can't even write such a beautiful 'S'…. It looks like its been printed on…!
Y tries to explain to Sho how to stitch...
Y: Is this alright? Is this alright? Doing this on himitsu no arashi-chan… is it alright?
akes a mist able and ends up getting his thread going 1 round over the edge of the cloth… haha XD
Ohno raides an eyebrow in amusement XD
Y: What happened? How did it end up like this? *laughs* You are not paying attention at all are you?
Y: Are you kidding me? What's this kind of atmosphere…?
S: Is it ok if i say it
O: *suppressed laughter*
S: I've had enough!
S: I'm not suited for this!
here is no menu today! Since Yamada is a great cook, the staff asks her to just cook anything she likes.
O: For real? I get to eat it again? Steamed hamburgers&hellip
Yamada finished her cross stitch
Ok its not finished yet… missing 2 crosses… but still…
: In anycase, Ohno-san please continue with it
Y: Ah if there's grinder pork we can make hamburgers
While Sho asks if there's anything Y cooked recently that got good comments, O changes to a more comfortable position to sew :P
She decides to make tan-tan hot pot, and ask the boy what they like in their hot pot. S: 
O: Hamburge
hey start preparing the ingredients. Y cuts the spring onions with a very practiced hand.
Ah that's the enoki with the cut spring onions XD
up, Ohno's going strong with the stitching XD
Yamada starts frying the grind pork for the hot pot...
S: Ohno-san~~? Ohno-san what are you doing?
: I can keep doing this forever!
ho then starts asking whether J has visited Y's house before. She replied that he has, it was some friend's bday party and J came too. They drank till 4 or 4:30am!
S: EH???? 4:30???
he nabe (hot pot) is almost done! She's just going to let the soup base come to a boil while...
She makes a small hamburger for leader XD This time it'll be tomato flavoured. Sho is impressed by how she makes use of the time while waiting for the soup to boil to cook hamburger with the left over grind pork. No wastage! XD
Leader praised the steamed hamburger, saying that its thicker or something...
Ohno has finally finished his cross stitch and comes over to watch Y cook. Of cos O is really happy that he'll get to eat the hamburger again XD
Ahhhhh the soup base looks good XD
HUNGRYYYYYYYYYY!
Ohno walks back to the sofa after a while… and picks up the book of cross stitch patterns XD
he completed tan tan nabe!
Ohno's completed work!
A little messy at the ends, but i love the way he thickened the bands. Y: Next time i'll use this method!
The tomato steam hamburger that O has been waiting for!
T.T F> my lunch *drools*
O: This x4
e passes it over to Sho to try
S: Umaiiiiiii! 
: I'm such a lucky person! 
Its starts off from the green room again. Love their talk as they walk to the set XD
They looked briefly at the other corridor for a while… O: This way? 
Yes, the sky is all dark...
You know how the staff will also say 'Arashi-san is entering!' When they enter? And of cos they reply 'Entering' or like today ohno replied 'entered' Then halfway climbing up the set Ohno was totally being random. 'Sakurai-san is entering!' To which sho replied 'entering!'. Random display of member love! XD Then 'Ohno-san is entering!' Wait Ohno said that too? I'm not mistaken right? XD So random!
They'll need a new white board soon? So full already! And it starts! Loads of yama today!
Only 1 door opening? o.o
Oh-chan came out from Sho's room wahahaha!
S: Please stop doing this! Really! That's enough!
O: Because last time i went into Sho's room!
S: But please, can you stop this! Like getting our from the same room that kind of thing.
S continues: Weird misunderstandings will be born! 
O with a blissful? look: Sugokatta waa… (That was great!)
Ohno's smug look XD
O: No one else except for arashi kind do it! (kind of feel)
O (pretends to be the boss): If its those kids, it can keep doing this choreography over and over (not sure of my translation)
Sho slaps his thigh as he laughs at leader XD. Then the doorbell rings!
S: Today's gonna be interesting ne? 
Sho gives the -.-''' look and sits back down.
O: This is impossible… 
Sho: If its like this…
Hahaha poor guys XD They start questioning if things are gonna end up alright today...
But they don't have a choice so sho goes to answer the doorbell. After looking at the guests through the intercom, S: What's with these clothes!
No just that… what's with the group name! I can even write it properly… momoirokuroubaa Z? Do Otakus really like names like this?
They swarm in the moment the door is opened. "We haven met in a long time~!" S: Uwahhh!
O and S runs from the door way XD S: That was shocking/scary!
They do their self intro in the doorway...
Silence. Hahaha! The erm… what's that green box of words called? Whatever… it reads 'Their tension is high...'
Sho scratches his head… 
The he goes off to fetch slippers for the guests… 
G (G for guest!): Ah so its better to take of our shoes? (see the shoes that are part of their outfit)
So they changed into slippers!
Green box: Tonight please take note of leader's expressions! 
Color coded for our convenience! (just like arashi, but even greater emphasis) From now on i'll just call them by their colour! if there's a need or anything...
Sho decides that they'll sit on the sofa while he and leader take the sides. S: can 5 ppl fit in there? G: 1, 2… Ah we can fit!
Hmm how do you describe this? Bemused and dotz/whatthehell + trying to hold back his laughter?
They ask with Gs would like a drink. Yellow: Yes, my throat is dry. Gs: Please go fetch it (or something like that?) Sho: Eh why? Yellow: Because i hardly get the chance to ask people to do things for me in their house. Sho: *shock expression, see abv* You really keep to the setting yeah? 
Sho happily pours out the aiba drink
The guests smell the aiba drink
They discuss the smell of aiba drink while cups of what i believe are aiba tea is handed out. They say aiba drink smells fruity.Someone smelt the cup of aiba tea and says it smells like tea, 'seems delicious' she said...
They toast...
Needless to say… XD
she tried the aiba drink as well...
This one tried the aiba tea. And she though it was delicious XD
She starts shaking and hopping around haha
Sho then asks them about their costume. They said its the costume for their new song. Apparently each song has a fixed costume. S: I only have one costume images of your group… (as in, he only remembers seeing them in one costume) O: Like having a gun here and...
Then they all fumble around with their guns… Pink? Not sure who: Put up your hands! Purple: we'll shot!
LOL
S: !?!?!?!?!
Yellow suddenly takes her teammate hostage.
Red (hostage): Save me~!
Red continues: Ohno alien~!
O: Go home! *angry*
Sho then asks them to self intro… Oh gosh. Here comes more…. idk. what's this? Anime style kawaii-ness? Totally not my style but… well it is hilarious to look at S and O's expressions/reactions XD
They ask if its ok, like will it get cut, cos its around 3 mins long. S: There's intros that's 3minutes long? O: 3minutes per person? G: nono, 5 ppl 3 minutes.
Oh gosh look at ohno's face… it says disbelief all over it XD
They showed the starting, and then the ending XD. Yes, it got more mercilessly cut XD I love the emoticons in the green box! (it says 'after 3 mins' by the way) Sho asks them to introduce their names again. Yellow: So this means that just now all that is cut off? 
O: reni-chan? 
Yellow = shori. Ohno seems to be listening really carefully… he's repeating their names and seems to be making an effort to remember them… Sho too, is making an effort to remember their names.
O: Sho-chan have you remembered them? S: Yes i have!
I spy enomoto-ish hand position! Ohno remembers the family name of purple, but can't remember her full name. Not bad… XD
They move on to yellow. O: are we really doing this?
Gosh i love his expressions!
Ohno is really caramel all over ne? Even his legs are a nice brown!
O: Ah eh… nakimushi! (cry baby)
Yellow: Thank you, I'm crybaby.
Sho names pink w/o any problems! Yes he gave the name, not the family name or the intro catch phrase :P
When asked to name Green though… Sho could only remember a bit of the intro catch phrase: "Giant!" They all laugh. Red: Today, you'll be the small giant~"
Apparently they went into the agency wanting to be actresses. Like Kitagawa Keiko (who's nazodi partner) is form their agency too. Red: Like we learnt how to dance, then the agency gathered those who were good at dancing together, and we did a live performance by the road. Then the manager told to do it properly, and it became like this...
O: but its difficult isn't it?
More bemused faces from ohno XD
Sho then asks about their day, they reply that they have school… only Purple doesn’t have school anymore, she's 19 and graduated. Ohno nodes approvingly. 
They say they take the train home and goes about life normally. S: Don't you get called? (recognised) G: No… we normally wear costumes like this, so we don't get recognised in home clothes.
They talk about how they have clothes from gundam too...
They say if they were wearing the gundam costumes though, they won't fit on the sofa cos the costumes are very bulky. 
The costumes makes them become double in size! Then there's also the CO2 (carbon dioxide). 
Apparently their leader has this helmet thing that'll spray out CO2… and the thing occasionally malfunctions and sprays out CO2 for no reason. 
S+O: i want to see that!
Oh-chan so relaxed XD
They move on with the program and Sho brings out the menus. 2 choose 1! The girls totally went 'kyaaaaaaa' when they saw the menu...
While ohno's thinking 'like, whatever!' hahaha totally nonchalant look!
A: Black sesame oil hotpot 
Then sho asks what they eat when they stay at other places. They reply that they'll just eat in the hotel, like buy bentos from the convenience store and stuff. O: Convenience store? G: We don't have money to spend more than 3000 yen, or 600yen per person! S: How did that 3000 sum come about? G: After calculations!
Choice B! Mochi cheese fish roe and 
G: Like we don't really know what to do for the celebrations, like others would go karaoke, or have bingo contest… or go biking (not sure i i got this right!)
O: Yeah we've not done it before.
G: No bingo contest?
O+S: We just, chat with the staff
G: Like you don't have bingo contest to win like disney land tickets and stuff? 
S: They say the same thing as us(arashi)!
Sho continues: You said the exact same thing as us!
Ohno looks enlightened XD 
They decide on the monjyayaki! All of them picked the same one :)
Sho gets up to start the food preparation. He leans on the table for support...
But the table is just an 'extension' piece placed on top of a smaller table...
Ohno rescues his toppled cup while sho just looks stunned.
Green box: It came! Sakurai's natural air-headedness x.x
Sho inspects the mess made :P
While everyone bursts into laughing fits.
G: it became more exciting!
G: Tissue tissue tissue…
S: and after that I'm not doing anything...
Everyone's wiping the table except sho… -.-''
They say Green is better at cooking so she'll do the honours… while sho reads out the recipe as fast as a bullet train...
Green has never cut cabbage before… she tries to cut off the stem but the knife ends up flying off! S: Dangerous! G: *screams*
Woah! If ohno was standing any closer he might have gotten sliced!
That was really dangerous! I think even Sho can do better than that! he'll just take a really long time :P (30mins to peel half an apple for e.g.)
Ohno gives her a whack…. O: Right now your hand was really dangerous!
Im sure ohno smacked here again but the rest of the ingredient preparation got cut...
By magic of TBS editing awesomeness, the ingredients are all ready in an instant! I really wondered who did the cutting in the end though XD
They prepare the mentai cheese monjya.
Green keeps giving instructions from the side.
S: Do you want to do it? Green: no its ok!
Eventually they make green cook though… and ohno laughs again
Earlier green said something about two layers of ingredients or something… so sho asks why isn't she making it now. Green: Its ok… considering the time...
Oh gosh Ohno's face! Its like close to 1am at the time of filming… 
Uwah… looks yummy!
Now I'm hungry! T.T
Itadakimasu!
Now I'm hungry T.T
They did that car park tour in the 2nd year the group was formed…. S: so the situation has improved now right? G: Yeah. (they said something about the shinkansen here. Either they are now riding the bullet train or they want to ride it or… I'm not sure :X) S: If you are to only pick one dream, what would it be?
G: We want to go on 
Ohno changed sitting position! Sho asks them about why they have such a dream and said it in perfect unison too. Someone explains that the first time they did a live concert it was by the road beside the NHK hall used for kouhaku. So they said that they'll like to perform in there someday.
O: what else?
Photo taking time!
Sho's not in the photo this time! Not sure what he was saying earlier, like whether he actually wanted to appear in the photo or not… :P
Those two… touchy feely as always :)
Neen looking at the camera while waiting to enter the studio...
No idea what they are talking about here… but Ohno happily slid his hands down his body XD
Eh leader? What were you doing in Sho's room? XD
We all saw that... 
No need to pretend… XD
It’s the 1st ever Ohmiya share house… Nino asks Ohno to say something interesting. O: I went overseas. N: That's why you turned so black? O: Yeah. N: You went to the south?(I think he means south africa here?) O: No, but i got sleepy, and there was this rock. And i feel asleep leaning on the rock.
O: But then it got really hot, and when i woke up, my stomach was really tanned. N: That was really interesting talk (sarcastic). O: Told you so! N: YOu are really positive...
Today's guest is Becky! 
For some unknown reason ohno started sliding around on the carpet after realising that its really slippery.
And becky joins in the sliding XD
Then they settle down. And becky immediately asks them 'what shall we do?'. Nino explains that after Ohno did that energetic sliding thing, he'll probably just sit around and no nothing for the next 10 minutes. XD He then talks about how becky is always giving her best at everything, and suggested that they just slack today. He then asks if becky is actually a very 'dark' person, to which becky denies and replies that she isn't dark but is quiet. Nino then ask her to show her 'stoning' face...
N: That looks kinda different. Ja do you want to see the real thing?
Hahaha leader!
He looks like a dying old man here!
Nino then starts telling becky about Ohno's 'secrets'. N: Leader's very stoned/bored look, its actually an act.
O (whispering, naruse ryo style): Oi, don't say it!
Becky looks kinda shocked. 
Nino continues: In reality, he's really mean/strict to all the staff here. (Laughter from staff) N: He'll reach and green room and immediately look at the script, and say to the staff 'oi! you didn’t write about my stupidness!'.
O: If this were true I'd have hidden it extremely well XD
Its soup! Becky says she loves soup and since its also good for the body, she drinks it throughout the year instead of drinking plain water. The topic drifts to what things becky tries her best to do… to which she replies that she tries to sleep at 10pm every night. B: 10pm -2am is the golden period of time for our body to recover, doing so makes our skin more beautiful and so on. That's why even if i only reach home at 9:45pm, i'll hurried wash off my make up, go the bed, then wake up at 2 or 3am to continue with whatever i need to do.
O: If you say sleep, I'd REALLY fall asleep ya? 
But Ohno's completely ignored XD O: Ah, then i'll stay awake.
Becky doesn’t wake the camera to film her sleeping face XD
Oh-chan laughs 
Kawaii nino!
Ohno watches as a tentacle arm reaches out to grab the sleeping princess! (I mean, the camera…)
N creeps in!
And tries to move her hair out of the way… but of course becky isn't asleep XD
And lets out a scream when she sees the camera right in front of her haha!
2 types of cheese (both of which i've never heard of before!) 
Ohno kept asking if its alright to eat it with octopus XD
Ohno grates the cheese
Becky chops the ingredients
Nino grates the other slice of cheese while questioning becky about what she cooked for the person she likes. She said she made 
Ohno! Shy laugh from oh-chan here XD N; You said it really fast! B: Well in arashi, i like ohno the most. I like to be more quiet in my private life, and leader is the most toned down/unexcitable? person. 
*Laughter from everyone* N: What's up with this campaign? There's no such thing as 'lets try to date a little' campaign!
Cheese fondue complete!
Ahhhhh i love cheese….! *drools*
Leader tries the cheese tako (octopus)
Ohno is pleased XD
N: Who's there? Y: Me me. N: Who? Y: Me. N: WHO? Y: Yokoyama desu (Yokoyama You from kanjani 8) Then Y lets himself in XD
N and O just stay silent and give them the very unwelcoming look/attitude XD
Becky greets 'good evening'. Very very coldly XD
Yoko starts saying something but leader cuts him off: The octopus is extremely delicious!
hahaha. Ohno is displeased with the small talk! "Have you eaten the octopus yet?!"
Causing yoko to laugh XD Y: you really recommend it that much? O: because its delicious! N: try it at least once...
N (softly): If you don't hurry up try it, he'll keep nagging and it'll be noisy/naggy. Hahaha!
leader looks pleased after yoko tries the tako. O: Its delicious right? Y: yeah its delicious but… O: I ate 4 of it already! Y: Yeah you ate 4 but… how am i supposed to respond to that? Say WOW or something? What's the correct answer? O: Just say like 'ah ok' will do. N: Of course you should say 'ah i'll eat one more' Y: Also… where's the time for me to promote my movie? 
N: If you want, you can just say it. Y: wait normally don't guys have some sort of time to let me promote my movie? I've never heard of such a straight forward way of promotion on tv before. (as in, normally they would say something related to the movie and to cue in the guest to talk about their movie/whatever… XD But with nino and yoko/kanjani… you wish :P) O: its better to say it yeah? 
Y: I'm feeling really.. ambivalent right now
XD
B: Don't worry, leave it to the editors. TBS is great(sugoi)!
Y: So this is how becky sucks up to TBS yeah? So that next time they'll call you again (for filming) B: I really don't like this guy. He immediately talks about money matters. Like how much do i earn a year. (she says like yoko was saying in a manner that he is more superior) Y: I said i earn quite a huge sum, but i think its really not far from my actual earnings… B: Its ok i already forgot how much you said. (hahaha, she really doesn’t like yoko ne?) Then nino gets interested and asks yoko how much he's annual salary is. He gets leader to bring out the big shiny calculator :)
Yoko wants nino to reveal his earnings too if he reveals his. However when nino agrees he says he doesn’t like to talk about the salary anymore, and wants to ask about the house rental cost…. N: I dislike this more! Y: But see annual salary… the whole world knows that i earn less than arashi! I don't want to say it! 
Becky passes the calculator to yoko, yoko asks her to reveal her rental cost, but becky's staying in her family home with her parents (remember the VIP limousine episode when J and N slacked off in becky's house?) and so doesn’t pay rent.
Leader looks on with a weird face...
Apparently yoko doesn’t even tell his members such stuff.
As yoko presses on the calculator/prepares to press the calculator… the camera suddenly zooms in really fast. 
And by zooming in… i mean… physical movement… XD At a super fast speed too!
B: Scary! N: Look at the real ability of TBS! 
O: What great technique! B: Amazing!
Y: With this speed, you can even film 
Then becky starts asking about the arashi and kanjani relations. B: Are arashi and kanjani members on good terms with each other? N: I don't think you can consider it good. Y: Can't you just say its good? Do you have any idea how powerful your statements are? N: Ok ok… well it’s a lie to say that we aren't on good terms. Y: But honestly, i don't know much about the private lives of you guys. B: Do you know their handphone numbers? Y: I don't! 
N and O both don't know yoko's number either. B: Ah… i though you guys would know each other's numbers… Y: The numbers i know right if - provided they haven been changed- are sho's and aiba's. O: i know maru's and okura's. N: For me its murakami and nishikido. Cos nino had filmed a drama with nishikido before. Yoko then asks what they'd talk about. N: With murakami, I'd talk about concerts. Y: So its about work? N: Yeah, that guy will talk about work. 
Becky looks down with an… embarrassed laugh?
N: You don't really stare like that right? 
Y: I'd really look like this. Like 'oi hina (murakami) it dropped' by elimination I'd know if that item is okura's. (not sure what exactly he means here… but either way its about how he stares and each member's *ahem* part.)
Becky reminds yoko that there's a girl in the room :P
Y: Ah sorry sorry, i thought you were one of us/the same as us.
Oh-chan chuckles. Y: but that's how we get closer and closer...
Nino then asks how's it like for the girls. B: When i went to the onsen with ueto-san...
B: As much as possible we'd be back facing each other.
N: then why go to the bath together? If its like this. 
B: Aya don't mind, but for me i don't really want ppl to see so i keep trying my best to cover up.
Y: So Ueto will like 'bong' and show off? 
amused look from N and O :P
B: Nonono! Well aya would also cover a little, but its only because I'm covering up. Like she doesn’t care if people see. 
B: Aya would casually cover up like this
B: But for me I'd be like this… so although its like we are not going to look at each other, occasionally I'd steal a look. XD
Since leader barely utters a word… all i can do is cap his expressions :P 
Y: Ah, not at all.
These two looks bored. Ohno's probably half asleep already? :P Y: No i don't think of arashi as rivals. Do you guys even take us for anything? N: No no, kanjani sugoi desu yo (kanjani is great too). Y: Look you're laughing! 
B: Do you feel like 'ah this is bad', or 'we must not lose' that sort of thing? Y: no not at all. N: Nol, right? *nudging leader* O: yeah, we've never thought of it before. Y: Of course arashi wouldn’t think of it like this! B: Ah, what if say, in the yearly CD sales rankings, now arashi is really great but, what if the top 3 rankings were all kanjani 8, would you say congratulations, or would you feel regrettable and that you have to work harder? Y: Yeah how would you feel? N: I won't think of saying congrats. Y: WHY! 
N: I can't possibly say it from such a superior position. like if its kiss-my-ft, or sexy zone, then I'd say congrats. B: As a senior yeah? N: But for us we are the same age. 
Yoko seems to have a sudden outburst of emotion. Y: Just till when will arashi remain popular!?! Arashi is really great now, what kind of scenery do you see? N: As in? Y: Like for kanjani we are always looking from the bottom (up at arashi). How is it like viewing from the top?
O: I really don't know. N: Yeah its always like this, we don't know. B: Ah, like you are in the eye of the typhoon ne? Around you everything is spinning real fast, but where you are its all calm. 
he says he hardly steps out of the house, and like if its not for work, he hardly speaks. Even if its not his own program its ok, he'll still like to do varieties. For yoko, he wants to do everything and anything. Which is kind of why he joined johnnys - he'll get to try loads of stuff. Becky too, would do anything and everything. Nino then asks if she'd like to get married. B: Either way its fine, i believe in leaving it to fate. 
Yoko ask what kind of kisser becky is, leading her to yelp and hide behind the cushion :P 
O: Becky, you're excited right? HAHA Ohno!
Nino comes to becky's rescue by deciding that they shouldn’t dwell on the topic further. Yoko keeps laughing though :P
Nino passes the camera over to yoko. Don't you just love bratty nino? XD
Y: Ah… but i had a lot of fun today so it's fine...
N: Be careful on the way home. Yoko send her home? Y: Ok ok. O: Its really late at night...
Y: Oh-chan what were you doing? What were you doing? 
B: that was too much! really too much!
Oh-chan just laughs XD 
3 of them today… eh wait THREE? I can't rem last week's preview… but 3 of them? Somebody mentioned right as the start the the game has ended. J: How many hours of game (have we played)? N: 5? Around 5. J: Amazing…! N: I'm tried already! 
Ah… The unknown 3rd person walks off to elsewhere leaving N and J. That got me confused for a while -.-''' They start talking about how today's guest is rare/special, someone you've probably never seen before. (as in, never appeared on the show before as guests i think)
Night time filming again. Probably close to 10pm already would be my guess… since they mentioned the actual recording time once when becky came and once when the 10 comedians came it was just past 10pm.
J looks at some unknown stuff for a while before nodding his head and looking at the camera. They didn’t film what he was looking at though.
Yay and it starts! The share house segment i mean :P
AHHHHHH now we get it. The start off with talking about how J and N hasn’t paired up for this segments in a while, since the special. Then N complains that the 5 hour long wait was terrible. The staff helpful tells us the filming for the 'If you're an adult you should know it' segment ended 5 hours ago. Hahaha XD So they've been playing games since then eh? XD 
J: Talking about that, today since you've entered TBS, you've been games for very long hours.. N: Yes very long! 
Today's guest is Chara! I love it when i don't have to google around for their romanji names XD Chara-san hardly ever goes on variety, hence the reason why the keep saying 'rare'. Chara-san is speaking really softy…! 
They start off by talking about the last time they meet… in some music show. She requested for the Nino or something. J asked why she requested for him and she replied that it was cos he WAS popular. In the past tense. She correctly herself but only after Nino swatted her XD. She looks rather young (though sounds old), but she's actually 44 with a 17 year old daughter and a 12 year old son! She warns them not to get close to her daughter XD (which of cos J and N said she's too young anyway)
She wakes up at 5:30am everyday to make bento for her kids! 
They start asking about her house… and she says her has various instruments around the house… J admits that he can't play any instrument although he's got a guitar and keyboard at home… 
Nino seems to have gotten bored (actually me too, its not boring per say but the tension was really low… as can be seen by my lacklustre commentary) and decides its time to eat. It a dish that her son like… and aiba. Too bad aiba isn't here today. Mabo tofu! *claps* 
They start cooking! J's task is to grind the peppers. 
She asks what cuisine they'd want their girlfriends to make for them. J say's crab cream croquette… wahhhhhh i love croquettes too! And crab cream omg! *drools* Chara-san complains that its really troublesome to make. XD And nino? Hamburger XD. How expected ne? 
Nino and guest laughing at J's crab cream, cos its so troublesome to make. nino say's he'll never meet a girl who makes the dish. (MJ fans, you all know what to do! XD)
Done! Or not… 
She forgot to put in the peppers that J grounded LOL!
Now its finally finished :)
Anyone hungry yet?
After leading her to talk about her friends… one of Chara's friends show up!
J and N are planning something while the new guest talks… i bet its about serving Aiba drink XD Ah… today's Share House is really really weird. The tension is like 0, occasionally jumping up to 5 or 10, then back to 0 in an instant. (out of a scale of 100.) The 'Adult show' segment is really hilarious though :)
Yay finally something more funny :P Ok, it was aiba tea and not aiba drink XD Guest2 (sorry, can't catch her name T.T) did an imitation of chara-san long ago. Chara wants to see it but guest says she can't do it w/o music accompaniment and so… 
Tada, Nino brings out the guitar!
So Chara play for the imitation Chara lol!
The two starts rehearsing while Nino makes himself more comfortable...
What an adorable smile XD
Neen plays the drums XD
And it finally starts!
The performance is just.. freaking hilarious XD
And they go again! Cos Chara wants to see it from the front XD
And photo taking!
And that ends the share house segment! Woots... that was really short wasn’t it?
J: "Sugoi desu ne? Becky can turn anything into a short comedy skit" Yup, that's what becky did with the 'props' our cheeky little boys found for her..
(nino looks bored watching the reactions though)
O: Ah i want to use the toilet
