Back to Part 1 here.
So… where were we? Ah yes bunk bowling. (or bank bowling as it should officially be, whatever.)
Guest team goes first!
But first… what happened to KS’s hair? LOL. So that was the hairstyle he adopted after watching J at the concert…
A commented that normally they would (as idols) let their hair down to cover their face and stuff, but KS does the exact opposite.
KS: If i don’t do it to this extent, I don’t get the attention of others at all!
A: *breathy laughter* A closer look at his hair :P
It’s a OG and CG? (current girl? I made that up myself!) pairing. The junior confesses that it was because she saw a butai of the OG that made her decide to join TZK.
Sho asks how long ago was that. OG: It was during the 85th anniversary. 15 years ago… woah!
Off they go!
The blue one is way off, but the pink ball is right in the centre! Dead on!
Sadly not enough speed in the ball to hit many pins though :( Still they got the red pin!
The domino effect made some of the pins at the back fall too! 152 points for the first throw! Nice!
35 pins left and 98 points up for grabs!
Sho asks if the duo have acted together before. She explains something like… once a year the different groups get together and put on a show and at that time they’ve acted together. The senpai explains that its something like during countdown, and all the groups assemble together for the Johnnys countdown party
S: Makoto-san’s analogy to Johnny’s makes it really easy to understand!
I agree! XD The guests ask if Kazama-kun appears for the countdown.
KS: i don’t go S: Why don’t you come?
N: Be the MC!
KS: No no no, the last time i went, this 5 said ‘you don’t have a single song, what did you come for?’ KS: I said i came to say 5, 4 (the countdown) and then they told me to go home!
They all deny it of course :P A: You’re part of inoshishi 7 right?
Apparently it’s a gathering of those who are born the zodiac year each year, this year is was the horse 6.
N says that even then he was pathetic...
KS explains that they completely forgot about him. N keep saying that that guy is also inoshishi, and they added him on at the very last minute.
Inoshishi = boar/pig. You can read more about the japanese zodiac here.
KS: It because inoshishi 8 at the very last minute
N: Wrong wrong, its inoshishi 7 plus one. KS and A apologise for taking up the guest’s time :P
S comments that looking from the back (he’s sitting behind the duo), A and KS are really having a good time. They laugh really really hard.
KS: Ah this isn’t the tea house like always (let’s be more serious/lets stop this)
A: Ah this is tv… Aw, the 2nd throw became narration based? And because somehow the scoring is taking a while, they asked KS to dance to pass the time.
Dude… wrong direction! I know Arashi is sitting there but… terebi da yo! terebi! The camera is this way!
He dances for about three seconds then… get interrupted by the MC! Loser much? >< LOL!
MC: The score for the 2nd throw is 55 points! In red: The scoring was finished.
Its Arashi’s turn next! Kazama + Ohno!
S: Chino! Chino!
Guest: Ah i watched it! And Riff!
Apparently it was during the west side story musical, KS’s role was called Chino, and O’s was called Riff.
Sho was Tony and J was Bernardo.
Sho explains that they are talking about the musical west side story to the audience. I know the three from Arashi was in it, but i never knew KS was in it too. (Then again, i only knew KS pretty recently after watching hachi jida J.)
In the musical, J and KS were in a team/gang, while the yama pair were together.
They commented that it was from then that KS looked up to J. Apparently even in the musical his role looks up to J. The guests asked who KS looked up to before J.
KS: Eh I didn’t know about Johnnys very well...
N: Then why did you enter Johnnys?
KS: Its not a questions of why did i enter, but rather why did i get in (not sure about this, he’s playing with the words here and my grammar isn’t good enough…)
Apparently he sent in the application himself. He wanted to work in the tv industry, but he doesn’t know much about the industry. He asked his sister, but all she knew was Yoshimoto-san and Johnnys. So he decided that if he couldn’t enter Johnnys, he’ll try Yoshimoto (an agency for comedians)… and he got into Johnnys. The guest asks… ‘Is it that easy to enter Johnnys?’
S: For that guy it sure feels that way! Sho decided that he got in because he’s handsome :P
S: Kazama you are handsome! KS: Everyone is laughing because you don’t think I’m handsome right?
They start calling KS handsome instead of his name, and says that he won’t be handsome if he can’t get the red pin… :P
J asks him to practice… So he does air bowling :P
He acts like a superstar and Ohno acts like his fan. Hilarious!
KS: This is weird isn’t it!
Ohno purposely does it again :P
KS promises that he will make this act happen again :P Off they go!
Dead on spot! KS’s ball hits the red pin!
That’s a lot of pins fallen!
Lol the duo are just really really happy :P
Everyone stands up to congratulate the ‘star’ :P
222 points! That’s really high!
That’s really few pins left! I sense another narration based throw coming up… :P
They replay KS’s reaction after he hits the red pin. It was completely different from the act earlier :P
S: Handsome, how was it in reality?
KS: I was so surprised! In my mind all i saw was that i didn’t get the red pin and was getting bullied. To get such a result completely took me by surprise
Hahaha you’re really funny KS! Sakuraiba next! They imitate KS’s pose
A mere 10 pins left!
MC: Oh this pose? They are completely in a ‘handsome bowling mode’ ne?
MC: With a cool pose, they throw the ball… (sakuraiba compiles with the air bowling) and then...
MC: They did the first ever spare!
MC: Even then they are not happy! This is handsome bowling!
Nino reminds them that if they don’t hit anything, it’ll be narration based!
And as i predicted… narration based with only 1 blue pin hit. 10 points...
Aiba lets out a pained cry, but S puts on a perfect ‘handsome’ act.
Aiba suddenly remembers the act...
So cute :P
Nino announces that its kicking sniper next!
First up is the guest team, this three will be playing.
TXK team does a cheer!
“We can do it!"
All hyped up now!
The guest team was about to start already… when the MC finally couldn’t contain himself anymore… *someones* hairstyle has changed again :P
N: Third gen (referring to the MC), its alright.
MC: And so let’s begin… Finally the game starts! XD
First target, first two kickers miss.
Last kick hit the bottom panel of the set. Cries of agony from the 2nd kicker!
2nd target! First two kickers hit, but nothing collapsed!
Nice! A perfect from the 3rd kicker!
High 5 and celebrations abound!
3rd target: First two missed, third hit but it merely wobbled a little...
4th target: 1st kicker hits… and scores 20 points! Somehow the target maintains its balance and doesn’t collapse on itself though :P
2nd kick miss, 3rd kick adds 20 points to the score!
Last target! 1st: hits side panel, 2nd and 3rd all miss!
They score 130 points!
Guest: Yosh, let’s go for the actual one!
Arashi stops her and inform her that that was the actual filming :P They did manage to score a perfect though!
They break down the scores… the 2nd player didn’t contribute any :P
She gets scolded by the rest :P
Their senpai speaks up for them - the target that scored a perfect, the first player moved it a little, and the 2nd player moved it a little, and the 3rd scored a perfect… ‘this chain effect makes me so touched i want to cry!’
She’s such a nice senpai! Arashi up next!
A, N and KS!
Arashi does a cheer too! Instead of ‘we can make it’ like earlier… they say ‘handsome!’ LOL!
All 6: Handsome!
Not forgetting the trademark handsome pose! LOL!
A: Even if we get perfect, just high touch with this ok? (just the index finger)
He does a rehearsal with KS as well
Aiba gets 20 points, N misses, KS misses as well.
2nd target: A miss, N hit but nothing collapsed. KS...
It’s a perfect! They do their index finger high touch :P
The rest are probably getting stomachaches from laughing :P
3rd target… Aiba scores a perfect!
Again, the handsome high touch with N and KS.
4th target: A hits the base but nothing moved. N and KS miss
last target! another powerful kick from aiba… Aiba’s kicks are always very, very powerful!
He manages to hit off 5 cans!
Nino hits but nothing falls yet again. KS hits, but the last can remains standing, no perfect too bad.
They score 340 points! N is surprised… yeah u better be, you scored 0! LOL :P
They replay their perfect shots…
MC: And Ninomiya-kun is…
N: Am I zero handsome? MC: Yes you are zero handsome.
Like earlier… the 2nd kicker scored 0!
A: something is cursed/wrong about this place (the 2nd kicker spot)
The 2nd kicker from the guest team complains about the ring thing used to hold the ball in place :P
That’s the ring!
N: I wished we had changed it!
A: This person is not handsome at all!
Last game left!
KS promotes his drama - boku ga its jikan, Wednesday 10pm!
Last game! Ohno announces Korokoro viking!
TZK goes first!
The guest team is behind by 335 points…
The last time TZk came, Arashi team was losing badly and they got the 50 points zone changed to 100 points zone.
So now they are returning the favour.
The guest team rejoices :)
Some immediately cries out ‘handsome’ :P
A handsome present from the Arashi team! The 50 points zone is now worth 100 points!
I swear, the staff deciding to use LED for the score zones so that they can change the scoring at will is the best idea ever haha :P Due to a lack of time… their play became narration based… 1st ball missed. 2nd ball 30 points.
3rd ball 100 points. 4th ball 20 points, 5th and double score ball 5x2= 10 points
Last golden ball was 10x2=20 points
And the final ball only scored 5 points...
In the end they only scored 185 points.
Next up is Arashi team…!
Arashi team is leading by 150 points right now. Of course, they have the -30 point zone to avoid…
J asks what’s the highest negative score (as in the worst score) they got so far.
MC informs them that they got -200 points before.
The guest team is shocked.
KS: There was such a thing?
It was during last year’s spring SP, aired on 4th of april 2013.
MC: But at that time the handle was -50 points.
Indeed, because they lost too many times, the handle was lowered from -50 to -30 points. The guest makes a request: Because you are handsome, change the -30 to -50…
Handsome decides to change it to -100! because -50 isn’t cool enough :P
S: Handsome! (I bet you guys can recognise those katakana by now? or at least the colour tone and glittery stuff :P )
The rest are kind of panicking about it though…
N: They asked for -50 you should have just accepted that!
KS: Its ok, lets go for a decisive win, that’s arashi isn’t it? The rest are… worried.
Hahaha, they can barely squeeze the word -100 into the box.
O: Eh are we really doing this? Really?
Nino stands up to look at the score.
Nino scolds KS. Something that i don’t understand and am too tired to check it out.
J: Hiri hiri is here!
Lol i think only hiri hiri J is enjoying this :P Korokoro viking starts!
50 points for the first ball! Nice!
Narration based again, because there’s only like 2 mins left on the clock :P 50 points for the 2nd ball too. and 50 points for the 3rd.
And the 4th… which is a double.
finally the 50 point streak is broken. 5 points this time.
Ooo a -100.
The last golden ball disappeared in the hole
J: Bakaaaa! (idiot!)
But they still scored 155 points!
And that means arashi team won!
N: At the end it was really no good…
J lets out a high pitched laugh They comment that dropping the ball results in 0 points.
MC: Kazama-kun, that was not handsome!
hahaha! TZK shows off their handsomeness! (They are females playing the male role after all)
Duo: TZK’s handsome
She does a handsome spin kick jump!
Guest: See you in the theatres!Arashi rushes over to repeat the scene :P
O: 1, 2…
A + B: Johnny’s handsome.
He immediately got J and O falling on their knees with laughter
KS: *still not saying a thing*
KS: See you again on VSA!
And that was all!