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A: In that case, what do you thinkI called you here for? O: Eh the drinks that I was asked to buy…
A takes a sip of drink and coughs.
N and J turns around and tries not to laugh? Idk what their reaction means :P
A starts his scolding again
He scolds Ohno for not plugging in the coffee maker/not turning it on.
Sho is feeling really sorry for leader :P
A: Fine let me tell you. I dont drink anything besides black coffee, you know that right!
A: Why is the coffee you got for me sweet!
O: Sorry i made a mistake A: It will make me fat!
Everyone’s laughing now…. even the very quiet audience giggled.
O: Ah…. hai…
A: How long have you been working here?
O: Eh, 4th year. A: Wrong! Its your 7th year isn’t it!
More laughter from everyone :P
Sho shakes his head XD Hahaha Aiba breakdown and laugh while saying: you’re always like that!
hahaha complete breakdown! he’s laughing uncontrollably now :P
A: Why did you lie to me!
hahaha! all that scary bit earlier evaporated :P With A laughing while saying his lame lines… the whole atmosphere is suddenly that of a comedy…
Aiba hurried says the ending line and end the skit XD
An embarrassed Aiba heads for the exit too :P
LOL what’s with these two!
Aiba desperately hides his face in the curtains while Sho yells ‘Oi’ at him.
S: That was terribly! You didn’t understand the meaning of this segment did you?
N: The first half was really good too!
I agree! KM’s comment: It was really enjoyable, but he failed completely! At the end when everyone (the audience) laughed, it means he’s lost.
J: Why when he said its his 4th year, you say its his 7th?
J: What was that about?
S comments that at the start when A says ‘you’re late, baka!’ When Aiba said ‘baka’, it made Sho scared.
A: Oh really?
S: I though Aiba-kun is scary, but after that you made Ohno enter again, and then you said… S: Its ok, just enter.
Yeah… he totally… killed it :P Even Ohno is laughing XD
S: So kind! Aiba scored 55, same as Sho!
They ask leader for his thoughts: Both are bad but… the karage made me feel strongly that i was being made a fool
J’s turn next! Woohoo! DoS J! Let’s see him roll! Bratty and sharp tongue Nino ought to give a good performance too… the ‘best’ for the last eh? XD
J starts off happily chatting on the phone.
Even though he was very happy and polite on the phone… his mood changes as soon as Ohno enters…
O: You called for me? J slams the phone on the table and makes a taking sound.
Ah his stare! XD
J doesn’t say a single thing, but merely waits for Ohno to speak. O: Sorry, you called for me…
J: Its not about me calling for you. Its about why i called for you isn’t it?
O: Recently Matsumoto-san asked me to buy a drink, but the drink you wanted wasn’t available, I’m sorry. J: Why did you use other people’s money, to buy drinks, but not the drinks I want? O: I tried to check what drink Matsumoto-san would like…
J: You keep seeing it right? What I’ve been drinking recently!
J: Why did you buy me a different drink?
O: Honestly I… J: *kicks table* I didn’t ask for your preference!
J: You really can’t do work! Even just buying a drink…
O: I’m really sorry!
J: Its not about sorry. J: If you can’t do your job, shall i teach you from the very beginning? I’ll really teach you from the very very beginning.
With that J sweeps his hand off the table and throws a bunch of script booklets on the floor.
J: Look, go pick that up!
As Ohno bends down to pick those books, J takes the last two books on the table and tosses it far away. J: Pick that up too.
J: Hurry you!
O: Hai, sorry…
J: Why don’t you take off those specs.
With that he roughly pulls those specs off Ohno’s face.
And tosses that on the floor too!
J: Do you know how to say anything apart from sorry?
Kyaaaa DoS, evil J on the lose!
Masu-san looks scared too.
J makes O buy the drinks again.
He scolds Ohno for always saying sorry.
Ohno leaves to buy the drinks and the skit ends!
Well done J! XD
He laughs at his own performance.
Ohno giving J the killer look XD
J pats Ohno on the head… Hahaha… Oh-chan is so short ne? XD
*Waits for a make up sex fanfic from Juntoshi fans*
Ohno has his eyes closed throughout.
KM: He really made you hate him. That picking up and all.
J: I thought he would definitely hate it if i touch his face.
Audience: Ohhhhh J: Sorry leader!
O: I’ve become stronger mentally!
Rest: *laughs* that’s good.
The lights are going down really fast for Jun!
He goes below the 20 point mark!
J: Its so hard to say ‘i did it!’ for this…
Hahaha indeed… you’ll be celebrating the fact that the audience kinda hates you now :P A total of 3 people still likes J after his performance XD
They comment on how the 3 people who still likes J must have really strong mental endurance. S: Those three must be really hardcore DoM!
S: Like, I want more please!
Finally! Nino’s turn! From the short cut scenes I see I think his really takes the cake.
Nino starts off by drawing something on the paper.
N: Hnn, what?
O: Recently in a live recording, I fell asleep (or snored, or something like that), sorry about that.
N: Hai. (still in a very normal tone/mood) N: Which is better?
O: Huh? N: Should I go bam and scold or should I keep talking like this? Its already been decided that I’m angry, so I thought I’d be more kind to ask which type (of scolding) you prefer. After all I’m your senior aint I?
Then he continues writing something on this clipboard.
N: Whichever is fine. N: If i don’t even do it like this than you’re in a really sad state aint it?
O: Eh really Ninomiya-san you…
N: Whichever way i prefer?
O: yes… He starts off really gentle. N: You really shouldn’t fall asleep, after all no one else fell asleep!
N: I’ve been thinking, you always have that hanging right? I’ve been thinking of how to use it
N: Since you don’t say it…
N goes and peel some tape off.
N: Why don’t you paste this on?
N: Just leave it like this. This way everyone will understand right?
N: I think all these fit too. Idiot, or baka… which one is better?
O: Ah mou…
N: Look no one knows your name after all, if you don’t paste it here. What should I do. N: Why don’t you bring this back?
N: What else is there? This is difficult! (he’s trying to think of more names to call Ohno) Ah I feel sleepy. (again, poking fun at the AD who fell asleep)
O: Ah i’ll… reflect on it.
Nino starts drinking water
Then he offers Ohno a drink too.
He makes Ohno take back the pieces of paper with the rude names that Ohno placed on the table.
He then pours the water in the cup, and keeps on pouring even though its full so everything spills onto the floor.
O: That’s enough…
N: What is you, are you kidding me?
As a finishing move Nino throws the water bottle onto the floor, spilling water everywhere as the bottle slammed its way to the floor.
N: That’s why you should work harder. I’m supporting you after all. And that ends Nino’s part!
Nino breaks up into a high pitch laughter as soon as it ends. XD
KM: He was fantastic, everything was scary!
Indeed, the tone that Nino spoke with was really creepy. Like, you have no idea what he’s up to. The only bad thing about Nino’s performance was that his face was too cute.
N looks shocked at the accusation :P
N: Because Ohno-san is exceptionally tired...
O: There’s a lot of patterns ne?
O: AD-san, please do your best!
Right now the best score is J’s 3. Can Nino beat that?
Nino scored 17! Haha, DoS J wins!
So the ‘most hated Arashi award’ goes to Matsumoto Jun!
He shakes hands with his bullying puppet once again.
Last segment! Food!
Looks delicious! Its Turkish food! MC Sho explains that Turkish food is considered one of the big three foods in the world. Right now its very popular in Japan. The ladies in Turkey are really pretty and it’s believed that the food plays a huge role - the veggies used in the dishes prevent oxidation and promotes anti-aging.
Lengthy explanation aside, its time to tuck in!
Sho tries this bean paste first, and its delicious.
J: Its very refreshing, but spicy.
J: Ah, delicious!
N: you are acting more and more gay!
S: Increasing every week!
O: It’ll be funny if everyone was gay A: Oishii!
S: Stop it! Stop it! (the gay actions)
After eating, they all go ‘gochisousan’, which is the name of the drama KM acted in if you still remember.
KM can’t help herself and burst into laughter.
N: I know i know, we are not the real actors, and its funny for us to do it.
Finally, a promotion from KM, the stage play i think? that she’s involved in, by the name of Sapukei. One guy from JE is acting too.
And that ends this episode of AnShi and this review!