Yay! Its our dear leader's bday today! To celebrate… I present to you Kaibutsu-kun on VS Arashi!
Happy Birthday Ohno! You are now and old man!
Video source from very-nadegata. The video is eng subbed too, but I'm NOT trying to make a transcript of the subs here. I'll try not to copy from the subs at all but sometimes its hard to phrase short sentences any other way.
Ok, so my sis was watching all the latest HnA and VSA and laughing really hard and making me all jealous while i was doing this… so i ended up skipping a lot of dialogue about the plus 1 guests… and i thought the review will much shorter then usual. BUT NO! After waiting like an hour++ for my screen caps to upload, I'm told that the post has exceeded the word limit! o.o And i thought i didn’t write as much as usual...
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J complains that there's only 4 of them during the opening recently. The previous week it was the Nazodi team so Sho was missing… Today it's Ohno's turn to disappear :) J complains about how there's supposed to be 5 of them… A: its hard to get everyone here ya? S: We all have our own stuff that we are busy with right?
Its Nino who stops the talk and suggest that they call the guest team out. N: Er there's 1 scary person (in the guest team)…
they start talking about the mysterious scary person, who said he wanted to appear on VS a lot before, thought N thought he surely wouldn’t come… So they finally invite the guest out… before any guest could be seen though, we hear the voice of *someone*. "Kaibutsu team, saikou!!" Yup, kaibutsu kin's trademark line from the drama :)
It’s the kaibutsu movie team XD
Yup, this is the mysterious, scary person they were talking about earlier is Matsuoka Masahiro from Tokio. He acts as Demokin in the drama. Demokin complains: I'm the prince of the demon world! Is it ok for me to wear this yellow shirt? *laughs*
hahaha too bad, its ur punishment for losing to kaibutsu kun XD
The rest starts commenting on the shirt.
This two looks so cute :)
Sho starts teasing Matsuoka, saying that he is looking forward to his performance during the games. Matsuoka (MM) replies that he is more interested to see Sho's glibness.
Then Nino starts teasing Oh-chan… XD Leave it to Nino when it comes to teasing his skinship partner.
N: Who's that normal guy over there?
O: I'm the prince!
Rest of arashi: Prince!
Nino bends down really low to stare at Oh-chan. Eventually, it is J who asks the question: Is that pyjamas?
Sho one ups J. 'Prince, did you just come back from the flea market today?' Hahaha!
O starts explaining that he has one more of the pants… (i don't see the relation to the flea market question though…) But the other pair is THAT short… like really short… (see pic). A: I would love to see that! O: But i don't have tights so i can't wear that, cos i've got leg hair. (hahaha… thought of wearing fishnets yet? XD)
Today's plus one guest! Cunning Takeyama and Kojima Yoshio.
Ohno laughs at their attire XD
The arashi members start giving the two plus one guests the cold shoulder XD
They start quarrelling… and taking the time to advertise their gag XD
The first game is bound hockey!
The commentator (From now onwards i'll use C to represent the commentator/announcer/'voice from the sky) started asking each of them how much confidence they have on the game. When it came to MM's turn, he commented on how A and N were laughing at him non-stop XD
Nino pushes the blame to Aiba XD
MM: Are you looking down on me?
A+N: no no not at all, please do your best matsu-ni.
And so it starts!
Ohno got a goal with the first shot!
The blue puck didn’t make it there though… They aren't very good with the passing, a few pucks in between either stopped out, or didn’t reach the next player… the next blue puck however...
By some miracle managed to reach Ohno (it really seemed as though it'll never make it there!)
This blue puck wasn’t so lucky tho… the 2nd player lost control of it and it went flying into oblivion.
Ohno manages to get another goal though...
And the very last puck! It looks like its going to score…!
Aw… so total 95 points for Ohno team!
They praise Ohno for getting most of the shots in. O: I think among all our practises this was the best. MM: Eh? We practised? Ohno gives the ??? look.
Some kind of unspeakable secret? o.o XD
Arashi team is next!
And it starts. Guests are places on the 1st and shooter positions… so it all up to the guests to see how arashi team will perform… XD
The 1st pass went into the gutter! Like eh? That's a really terrible shot from the shooter...
2nd puck hit the side of Sho's bat and flew off at an uncatchable angle...
J tosses his playing stick (that orange bat thing) playfully at the passing puck XD
They managed to get a goal with the next shot!
Another one in the gutter from the shooter. Like… seriously? XD
no problems with the passing on the arashi team… but all the shots are missing the goal and either scoring 5 or 0...
Another one! it hit the side of the goal...
This time round the puck just stopped at his bat… -.-'''
Finally! he managed to score with the blue puck!
The very last puck! Aiba decides to shoot it himself!
It goes in! So 100 points for the arashi team!
Ohno announces the next game! Rolling coin tower!
The guest wanted to go next, but nino prevents him. Braty nino XD
Yes, Nino got his way, of course :)
Its pyjama prince's turn. He clears it easily.
Aiba sets some pieces off centre...
J puts the last piece really really off XD
J thinking "come, take the challenge!"
The tower is getting really high now!
Its going into the 6th round now...
Yoshio's turn now….. opps. The tower falls!
Yoshio complains about the order 9of placing the coins): Don't the rest take turns? But i ended up doing 3 rounds in a row!
Hahaha. Just face it… arashi loves to bully their comedian plus one guests XD
Next up! Korokoro viking!
Arashi team is going first!
Aiba is really really excited today. Not only does he really like korokoro viking, he's also on the orange zone today. A: Its 30 times more exciting in the orange zone than the other zones!
High tension aiba starts 'strategising' with the guest.
A This hole is important. There will definitely be balls that fall into that hole so we have to be really careful!
Aiba starts plotting the course for the balls...
Guest: Aiba-kun!!! There's no other way besides this!!!
Sho comes to save the day by warning the guest about the high tensioned Aiba XD
G: What made your tension increase?
J: Because he got entrusted to play in the last zone.
A: Yes yes yes! They hardly trust me with such things. Its rare XD
In the episode, the shuffling score areas are introduced! Every time a point in scored, the score board will shuffle!
S: The games on VSA are really interesting! They start praising their own show XD
Tatsuomi suddenly called up to Sho. Sho ask him to repeat what he just said cos it couldn’t be heard clearly…
S: What did you say?
T: Nothing… :P
S: Please repeat?
T: EH?He did say it though… T: Candleru sho-san!
Hahaha! He watched the previous week's VSA!
Sho: -.-''' *stone face*
S: Tatsuomi-kun, I thought you were going to say 'ganbarre sho-san'. But it turned out to be 'candle sho-san'… -.-'''
And as they laugh at candle sho, the game starts!
The first ball… sinks into the hole… that was fast… :X
Ok, i take that back. The 2nd ball disappeared even faster… XD
3rd ball! Opps… it disappeared between the green and orange zones.
The golden ball is here! Yes. Still at zero points. The golden ball disappears unceremoniously down the hole on the pink zone. O.0
Such a cute frown XD
5th ball now. Opps. Where's the ball? Answer: It disappeared between the cracks of the orange and green zone. again. LOL!
the 6th ball disappeared too. And the last golden ball? It fell into some hole at the pink zone even before the 6th ball disappeared.
Yes. 0 points. Yes, they played the game already XD
Everyone is really amused...
J: There isn't even a need for the score changing boards…
MM: Its your own program isn't it?
They replayed how the 7th ball got 'sucked' into the hole immediately.
Aiba complains about how the orange zone, which was supposed to be a fun zone, wasn’t fun at all today. They started discussing about what happened to the balls that fell down the cracks and blaming each other. MM: Oi we are on TV!
N digs out a fallen ball and asks them to reenact what happened. The lower the orange zone too much and the ball falls in between the two zones again and 'fighting' ensues.
The guest team happily watches the drama.
G: It was also my fault for letting the ball slip through the crack, but i tried my best! Its my first time playing this and i had to put up with a guy with overly high tension too!
A: Its not my first time playing this but the last time i played i managed to score some points, i think its my partner who is at fault! (he paired with J the last time)
A: I've had enough! I'm going to pack up my bags and go back to my parent's home! G: No no no you can't do that!
S: What? You you two newlyweds? (LOL Sho!)
Next is kaibutsu team!
C: Ohno-san, arashi team scored 0 points.
O: Arashi is always weak at new games
MM: Why are you so sad? You belong to this team! Please do your best!
O: I'm in a very difficult position! But the holes there are different from earlier… yup, one less hole in the pink zone, handicap for the guest team! (above: arashi's pink zone, below: guest team's pink zone)
MM comments that AMN look really depressed. N: When only is on his own he's always so energetic..
M: I want to join the kaibutsu-kun team too!
Ohno looks worried...
The game begins!
The first ball disappears in the green zone!
50 points on the 2nd ball, nice!
20 points for the 2nd ball!
aw only 5x2 = 10 points for the golden ball.
And another 50 points!
30 points for the 6th ball
20x2=40 points for the last golden ball! Nice work! That gives them a total of 200 points!
they look erm… sad.
MM: Did we do too well?
haha MM is worried about his juniors XD Ohno laughs XD
Tatsuomi has to leave after korokoro viking though, cos its really late already and he has school the next day. Like seriously what time do they film till?
Umika: Arashi seems to discussing strategies now.
MM: Yup, to do so badly on your own program… if its TOKIO we'd be having a huge reflection meeting now!
End of Part 1.